Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas (in Texas)

Friday, November 11th, 2011

‘Twas the night before Christmas, in Texas, you know.
Way out on the prairie, without any snow.
Asleep in their cabin, were Buddy and Sue,
A dreamin’ of Christmas, like me and you.
Not stockings, but boots, at the foot of their bed,
For this was Texas, what more need be said,
When all of a sudden, from out [...]

Santa Claus in July

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

What does Santa do during the Summer? Same thing as everyone else. Has loads of fun in Summer activities. It’s a break from the busy Christmas season. Even Santa needs vacation time.

Thinking of Others

Monday, September 21st, 2009

The Santa Claus at the mall was more than surprised when a beautiful young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap but Santa quickly recovered, and started talking to the college-aged girl.
“And what do you want for Christmas?” asked Santa.
“Something for my mother, ” said the young lady.
“You want me [...]

What It Takes To Be Santa Claus

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008